TP I could not get intrested in the second half that felt too boring like somebody dangling a carrot in my nose and then I reach for it and then it dissapears.

We are pretty much all fans of Action Button review around here – even after that god-awful Left 4 Dead prank they wrote. My opinions about it are:

I certainly don’t agree we played this Zelda just because is Zelda (I mean, I am yet to play Wand of Gamelon). TP was the launching title of the Wii and I think people needed something else than WiiSports. Also, it IS a good game – specially at the first half of the first playthrough when it still holds the promise of being legendary.

I also liked Eyes Wide Shut, but not so much… because I usually dislike Kubrick movies (exception: The Shinning).

I love when Heather says that the entirety of Hyrule is populated by Idiots and Retards. It really tells a lot about the reviewer, because the act that triggered the impression is the same that led me to say Link is the Village Idiot (but there is also the fact Link doesn’t get a chick at the end, which I think lends more credibility to my conclusion).

I don’t get the frustration with the mailman though. The pants he wore were to short, perhaps (which may be the trigger to the boring sex comparison)? I think that anything that’s not Tingle is improvement, although I find intriguing this fixation newer Zeldas have with letters… but it is never something fleshed out, is it?

Also, this paragraph was pure win:

“Doing things for the people of Hyrule does not elevate Link to the role of hero. He’s just a country-wide caretaker; a blithe pill-giver in a nursing home. Link’s lack of frustration is passed on to the player. He doesn’t give a shit what he does, so the joke is on you.”

And did you read ? If so, what did you think of it?